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YOUNG PERSON'S GUIDE to SEX and GOD

There is more confusion about Sex and God than any other subjects. Few adults have got the whole thing figured, so it must be especially hard for young people. I mean, who do you ask? You certainly wouldn't ask your local priest about sex because he's quite likely to whip out his dick and ram it down your throat. And when he talks to you about God you have this vaguely uncomfortable feeling that he's lying, because he really hasn't a clue what he's talking about.
Let's begin with the subject of God. As an intelligent person you realize that anybody can be taught to believe anything. Just look at the absurd beliefs there are around the world – holy cows, divine elephants, flying horses, talking snakes, walking corpses... and yet people kill and/or die for those beliefs.
Brainfill is everything. Or as Zen master J. Krishnamurti said, "There is only conditioning". The human brain is a sponge and if you drop it into a bucket of red ink it will think red for the rest of its life. Confronted by someone whose brain was dropped into a bucket of blue ink there will be conflict, war maybe. The earlier your brain gets dunked the better. If you can fill a child's brain with gobbledegook from the age of two, chances are you've got that person for life. The brainsoaked convert will spend the rest of its miserable life gob-gobbling and gook-gooking while dressed in divine gobblegook knickers and a funny hat... anything to curry favour with its cultural sky phantom.
Let me tell you, before we take another step, that everything you've been taught about "God" is absolute and utter nonsense. People of my generation are too stupid to see this, but you are not. Your parents and tutors won't get this but you will, you'll get it in one... Go ahead, engage your brain NOW...
If there is such a thing as a God – and I'm not denying that there might be – it would be vastly superior to anything the human brain could imagine. It would not be a jealous God or a wrathful God. It would not hiss, roar and give men haemorrhoids, all of which the biblical God does. One second's reflection should make it obvious to you that everything said or written about God is guesswork garbage. It is "holy cow dung" as one Indian wise man put it. When Moses claims in Deuteronomy that God dropped down to Earth to teach men how to dig latrines (shit holes in the ground) you can see how patently absurd that is.
| "All that is necessary, as it seems to me, to convince any reasonable person that the Bible is simply and purely of human invention – of barbarian invention – is to read it. Read it as you would any other book; think of it as you would of any other; get the bandage of reverence from your eyes; drive from your heart the phantom of fear; push from the throne of your brain the cowled form of superstition – then read the Holy Bible, and you will be amazed that you ever, for one moment, supposed a being of infinite wisdom, goodness and purity, to be the author of such ignorance and of such atrocity."
Robert G. Ingersoll - 1833-1899 - Attorney General of Illinois, Orator, Author
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When God boasts that he can fart and produce sounds like a harp that will be heard miles away, or when he warns men that he'll wipe excrement across their faces, then force them to drink their own urine and eat their own excrement, you are gobsmacked. Or at least, you should be.
When God orders Moses, Joshua, Saul and King David to slaughter every man, woman, child and baby in city after city and to "Let none survive" it crosses your mind that maybe the Hebrew deity wasn't a "merciful father" after all. Perhaps he was a MONSTER!
When God has forty-two children ripped apart by bears simply because they called a man "old baldhead" you question the standard Christian excuse that they were "sinners" who deserved to die. How can beautiful mischievous children possibly sin so badly that they deserve to be ripped up by wild animals? Before long it occurs to you that the Hebrew deity Jehovah was in fact the Jewish God of Hate, Suffering and WAR! And the result of worshipping such a malevolent piece of maggot shit has resulted in the world being led to the brink of nuclear obliteration!
When Jesus resurrects the long dead and stinking, brain-rotted corpse of Lazarus, you can't help wondering whether perhaps old Laz suffered a speech impediment at the very least. Or when Jesus cures a man of a mental disorder by casting his "unclean spirits" into 2,000 pigs, causing the pigs to commit suicide, you wonder what the poor old porkers did to deserve such a fate, and whether perhaps there might have been a more practical method of handling a mental disorder.
Imagine seeking a psychologist's advice and he enquires if you've brought your 2,000 pigs with you! You'd run for cover!
When Jesus advises men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands for harboring so much as one lustful thought, you can see how diabolical and insane that is. When Jesus is loathe to cure a sick child because she isn't a Jew, you can see how despicable and cruel that is, especially when he calls the child a "dog." I mean, what kind of a "savior" – or son of God who is God – divides its creation into Jews and dogs, offers its services to Jews but withholds them from people like you and me because we're just "dogs"?
| "Jesus, in fact, was typical of a certain kind of fanatical young idealist: at one moment holding forth, with tears in his eyes, about the need for universal love; at the next, furiously denouncing the morons, crooks and bigots who do not see eye to eye with him. It is very natural and very human behaviour. But it is not superhuman. Many of the great men of history (for example, Socrates and Gandhi) have met criticism with more dignity and restraint."
Margaret Knight – Lecturer, Aberdeen University
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When you read about Jesus commanding a fig tree to produce fruit out of season and flying into a rage when it refuses to co-operate, you think, "Hold on a moment, a child of ten could have told him that fruit trees don't produce fruit in the winter, how come the Son of God who is God didn't know that?" And when he curses the evil fig tree to death you wonder what is wrong with a man who engages vegetable matter in conversation and kills it for disobedience.
"Can this ignorant, racist imbecile really be God?"
Then when you read in Matthew that the graves of "saints" opened up and the maggot-ridden corpses strolled into Jerusalem to "appear unto many," you start to wonder whether perhaps Matthew was an early incarnation of Bram Stoker, or maybe Edgar Allan Poe.
You suspect that the word "faith" stands for Feeble Answers for Idiots, Tyrants and Hypocrites.
Your teachers, priests and parents are ignorant. They are ignorant because they believed what they were taught to believe. They didn't bother to check things out. Show me a person who has actually read the Bible and I will show you a very rare person indeed. Adults teach children shit, and the shit is passed on from one generation to the next. It's the never ending toxic brainfill cycle. You now have the opportunity to break that cycle. And unless you do your part to expose religious nonsense, you will not live long enough to raise your own family.
Godists in the White House and the Pentagon (written prior to January 2009) are preparing for Armageddon – a nuclear war within the next ten years to bring Jesus back to earth. Only one problem with that plan, Jesus ain't coming back to earth, and even if he could, everyone down here would be dead or dying. (Before you relax, remember that Sarah Palin was just a few thousand votes and a heart attack away from getting her hands on the nuclear "football" or nuclear triggering device. It's that easy for an air-brained moose hunting godsucker to gain control of America's nuclear arsenal. Who will follow President Obama?)
So as you can see, it is very important and very urgent that young people rid themselves of religious clap-trap. You must awaken other young people from their slumber. There is still time to make a difference, but not much time. It's up to you. Do you want to live a good and joyful life, or do you want to experience a nuclear winter? The choice is entirely yours.
If you choose life, here's what you must do. You must educate yourself. The moment you grasp the importance and the urgency of what I'm saying, the rest will follow naturally. How long will it take to educate yourself? About half an hour, maybe less. What adults teach you is so obviously wrong, I can shoot it down in flames in no time. They may have taken 18 years to fill your head full of shit, I can have your brain sparkling clean half an hour from now. Or at the very least, seething with anger that you have been lied to so cruelly for so long.
Do you accept the challenge?
If so, read these few short essays. Go HERE and read what an intelligent person has to say about Jesus. Then go HERE and read these three powerful and thought-provoking essays. And perhaps read THIS quick essay about the disaster that changed my life. Since then we've had the Asian tsunami, perhaps that has done for you what Aberfan did for me – opened my eyes.
Maximum time spent reading – half an hour. You will have learned more in half an hour about this thing known as "truth" than everything you've been taught to date. And you should be feeling pretty pissed off about all the lies you've been told. Good, now direct other young people to this site and encourage them to do likewise. Become a part of the effort to spread some truth and intelligence around the world before it's too late.
On the subject of sex, you're not interested in that are you? You are... OK, click the link. You must be at least 18 years old though. If you are under 18 Jesus will punish you. You will be forced to gouge out your eyes and chop off your hands. Also your dick will drop off. Or God will staple your vagina shut, just like he did with the Egyptian women when Abraham conned his wife into a life of prostitution. You have been warned. Children under the age of 18, the information contained on the next page is way too hot for you to handle. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!
Young People's Guide to SEX!
CULTS, SECTS and 100,000 DIVINE SOLUTIONS
One extra thought occurs to me – don't, after you've seen the truth about Christianity, get sucked into another cult. Once you've cleared your brain of godist nonsense be aware that there are thousands of active cults in the world all preying on gullible people. They are particularly keen to meet vacuum-heads, which is what you'll become once you've jettisoned years of erroneous brainfill. For a while you will be searching for something – anything – to fill the void, but after about a year your brain will heal and you won't need substitute garbage. When that happens and you are approached by a Moonie, a Mormon, a Witness, a Sanisan or other guru-sucking devotee, a spiritualist, tarot-reading, astrology bothering, tea-leaf interpreting, crystal gazing, snake-hugging Kentucky hillbilly or a Crapologist from another galaxy, you will find the strength within yourself to say "Fuck off moron!"
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