JANUARY 2nd 2005: I’m not into New Years resolutions but coincidently I’ve made an important decision and it just happens to be New Year. I’ve decided to become authentic. By that I mean I’m going to stop being different things to different people.

You may know me as the lunatic who holds wild parties and who builds bizarre web sites. Other people know me as the radical atheist whose views are so extreme that other atheists duck for cover when they see me coming.

Some people know me as a campaigner for children’s rights and others know me as the moron whose publishing business went belly-up leaving debts and debris.

Money is the key to my dishonesty. When you’re in debt you have to pussyfoot around people. You dare not offend too many for fear of alienating your dwindling support group. So whether you enjoy licking arse or not you spend your life between the cheeks, so to speak.

As of now that changes.

Two things have happened which have convinced me that honesty is the best policy. The tsunami catastrophe, and remarks by Anglican Dean, Peter Jensen. Jensen wants us to believe that "god" killed 130,000 people to punish them for their sins and to warn us of an impending apocalypse.

That kind of spiteful rhetoric is not new of course. The Rev Jerry Falwell and other christian contemptibles believe that AIDS is god’s way of punishing gays. Strange that we can defeat their "omnipotent god" with a tenth of a millimetre of rubber!

I am sick of listening to these arrogant lumps of divine maggot shit. I’ve reached a stage in my life where I have to speak out against such poisonous Nazi vermin or I’ll explode.

Here in Australia we are governed by a "christian" coalition which marches in lockstep with the big fascist churches, and no matter how evil and ignorant church leaders are, our prime minister and his toadies treat them with respect and dignity.

I’m saying that Cardinal George Pell and Dean Peter Jensen are smug, evil, sanctimonious bastards. George Pell because of his hatred of gays and Peter Jensen because of his hatred of humanity. Both will deny that accusation of course but no one could be so cruel, so spiteful and insensitive to people unless they hate them.

Imagine saying to grieving parents that "god" drowned their baby to punish them for the sins of the world! Jensen should be stripped of his holy paraphernalia and hanged.

Now I don’t give a flying fig what people believe. If they want to believe that pink giraffes gallop across the universe delivering candy crucifixes to aliens on Mars, that’s fine by me. But when these dropkicks become so powerful and so influential that they influence the politicians who make our laws, then I become alarmed.

In ages past, mankind surrendered its reasoning faculty to the mighty Catholic and Protestant churches but that was during the age of ignorance before we knew any better. Nowadays, intelligent people know that clergy lie through their teeth and molest children, or at the very least they protect child molestors. A good example of the latter being the disgraced Govenor General of Australia, Peter Hollingworth – he who worked with paedophiles, studied with paedophiles, socialised with paedophiles, lived with paedophiles, but didn't realise it was going on.

And then of course there is Cardinal George Pell who gave evidence in a Melbourne court to keep his pedophile buddy from going to prison.

These despicable types have been found out. Exposed as liars, hypocrites and kiddie fuckers. For such loathsome creatures to still be in a position where they influence government is preposterous. It is time that the non religious sector of Australia found its own voice. The same is true of America, Europe, and everywhere.

Introducing the Real Wild Church!

The Real Wild Church is not a church in the accepted sense of the word, but neither is it an atheist stronghold. It is an alternative to the mainstream churches, a refuge for the millions of people worldwide who are sick to death of being ostracised because they don’t believe superstitious nonsense.

Atheists, agnostics and liberal deists are welcome. Gays, bisexuals, and transgenders are welcome. We offer joy, sex, fun, and emotional support for freethinkers. For too long non-believers have been shuffled into the background, as though the feelings of "heretics" don’t count. Well I’ve got bad news for godists. A recent survey in the UK found that more than half the population of Britain has rejected christianity and turned to atheism. For the first time in the history of the British Isles godists are in the minority!

In Britain's 'My Favourite Book' competition the bible didn’t feature in the top one hundred. In Australia it came third. Thomas Paine’s ‘The Age of Reason’ reached number seventy-two here. It was the only non-fiction book in the top one-hundred. Godists had better ban it if they want to keep their waterlogged religion afloat. Two-hundred and fifty years ago Thomas Paine exposed the bible as a complete fraud and we're going to carry on his good work. EVERYONE should read ‘The Age of Reason’. It's an easy read and it can be ordered from Glebebooks or Amazon.

The same is going to happen here. There is a tsunami of the rational kind happening and religion will be the victim. John Howard, Tony Abbott, Peter Costello, George Pell, Peter Jensen, Fred Nile, and all the other godsucking hypocrites who run this country had better get used to the fact that their days are numbered.

Australia will not go the way of America, we will not slide back into the swamp of christian madness and cruelty. Australians are not like Americans. We don’t tango with venomous snakes, we don't salute and revere a piece of cloth and very few of us attend church. Overall we tend to be a lot less gullible.

So here we go. This is round one of what is likely to become a long drawn out battle. But there is nothing godists can do to stop the march towards freedom from religion. In a nutshell, they are rooted.

Darwin Copernicus

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