Let's suck it and see!
Christians insist that the Bible is the Word of God, and yet they're too busy to read it. They read church pamphlets, motoring magazines, pornography and women's tripe but the Word of God is too time consuming. They've got plenty of time for VCR, DVD, CD, iPod and MP3 but no time for the WordofGod.Atheists and professional godsuckers are the only people who read the Bible.
I've spoken to God and let me tell you, he is highly pissed off with Christians. "Vot for I go to all zis trouble to write zat shit if no vun read it? You tell me zat, eh?"
Christians tell me that God is the answer to the world's problems. This is the same god who drowned the world, burned thousands of so-called "sinners" to death, starved millions more, sent plagues and pestilence, ripped children to shreds, damned sceptics to hell, launched the Spanish Inquisition and the torture of millions of innocent people, arranged for the burning to death of hundreds of thousands of "witches," or anyone who looked like they might be a witch, sailed with the Conquistadors and cheered them on while they annihilated the Aztecs and the Incas, sent waves of Crusaders to the middle east to massacre millons of Muslims and Jews and anybody who happened to be in their path, encouraged commerce to take as slaves anyone whose skin was black, to whip them, to beat them and to hang them if they didn't perform, took sides with Catholics and Protestants while they slaughtered each other in their beds, encouraged Nazis to gas to death Jews, gypsies and homosexuals, ordered America to drop napalm – flaming petroleum jelly – onto "gook" peasants, told Zionists to drive Palestinians from their land and to murder those who objected, cheered while nineteen godloving and godfearing "martyrs" flew planes into the World Trade Centre, instructed America to bomb to death tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.
Yep, God is the answer to the world's problems like petrol is the answer to fire, rats are the answer to plague and bareback anal sex is the answer to AIDS.
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