It's a simple matter for people to believe in virgin mothers, walking corpses, talking snakes, divine elephants, and prophets who communicate with whales, but infinitely harder for them to grasp the simple truths about life.

Until recent times it didn't matter a great deal if people believed nonsense. The worst they could do, and did do, was slaughter a million or so wrong believers. But the invention of nuclear and biological weapons changed that. God and nuclear bombs don't mix. Very bad fuck buddies indeed.

One hicup, one over zealous submarine commander or 'born-again' stealth pilot, and the whole world could go up in flames.

One pledge by two fresh-faced Baptist boys down a missile silo, each clutching the divine key to release the annointed missiles and it's all on.

One mistake, one tiny error by the superstitious Russians whose early warning systems are in a parlous state of repair and 4,000 nuclear warheads are streaking towards the USA and Europe.

Godists think this is wonderful, this is Armageddon coming up. This is when they'll be "raptured" up to heaven and Jesus will zoom down to Earth to jolly things along. Most atheists, the people who should be most concerned, are busy picking their doctorates. What matters to an atheist is convincing other atheists how smart he or she is.

They've even formed a new style of atheism called 'Brights.' Well sorry but I don't consider most atheists to be bright at all. Bright is throwing rocks at the sabre tooth tiger approaching your cave. Dumb is watching the tiger devour your family and writing it up as an intellectual thesis.

The Real Wild Church is fiercely opposed to Judaeo/christianity, a/ because in its present form it endangers the entire world, b/ because it advocates and encourages cruelty to children, and c/ because it oppresses minority groups such as gays, transgenders and anyone whose sexuality varies from the 'norm,' or what sanctimonious godists consider to be the norm.

Our aim is to infuence young people. Total waste of time trying to convert dyed-in-the-wool godists. Some will naturally see the error of their ways but most will carry on worshiping sky gods until they and their children are reduced to charcoal in a glorious apocalypse. Glory be, here come da bombs!

Christians have always known that if you want to manage the world, brainwash children to your way of thinking and believing. Most atheists don't get this. That's why there are thousands of web sites aimed at adult atheists yet only one atheist web site in the entire world (as far as I have been able to ascertain) aimed at young people.

Now that's 'Bright' for you!

The Real Wild Church is in the process of building the world's second web site aimed at young people. Its purpose is to wean young people off god and onto reality. Its purpose is to get them off their knees and onto their feet fighting for their survival. Its purpose is to oppose everything the church has to say about sex and morality.

We intend to show that Jews and Christians have, for the last few thousand years, been worshiping the gods of hate, misery and hell. Their belief in those dreadful gods has caused wars and atrocities that continue to this day, and the next big one could be the last – the war to end all wars and the war to end all life on planet Earth except for rats, cockroaches and fleas.

We've got a big challenge ahead of us but fortunately we have a powerful secret weapon in our armoury. It's called the Bible. Christians have very little idea what it contains, they're just not interested enough to read it. Well we're going to help them out. We're going to teach their children. Isn't that good of us!

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