Commencing the Wednesday before the May full moon – let's see now, that's Wednesday 2nd May – we're officially launching the Luciferion Order.

"Wot the heck is that" – you may well ask. Well, the best way to describe it is, a mystical yet non-religious society for the advancement of sexual perversion and the betterment of mankind. Quite a mouthful, and hopefully quite a few mouths filled!

As you may have guessed, I am a sexual deviant. To me, anyone who chooses to subsist on the white bread and brown rice of life while spurning the smorgasbord of savoury treats and succulent delicacies is an idiot. I make no bones about it and I have no qualms about it. I enjoy my life as a pervert and have done since the age of three. But there's more to me than just that, as there is with everyone. I'm also a political animal who is fiercely opposed to organised religion. Apart from that I love music and laughter and I think it's fair to say that I have a compassionate nature, although I'm sure there will be those who think I'm the worst tyrant since Hitler.

Regardless of what others may think about me, I'm happy with my own self-image. I am also fascinated by the weird, the macabre, the gothic and the ghoulish. I don't know why, it seems like a contradiction, but life's full of those. For some years now I've been toying with the idea of forming my own non-religious Order. Like, all the trappings of a gothic, pagan religion but without a deity.

So where does Lucifer fit in? Along with all the other gods, gremlins, saviours and messiahs, he doesn't exist. But if he did, he'd be FUN! So we're going to create him. Why not? Mankind has created literally thousands of gods over the millennia, so why not a hermaphrodite god with a great set of tits and huge male genitalia who approves of every perversion known to man so long as no one is harmed? That's MY kinda deity!

With Lucifer at the helm we have access to a wealth of pagan images and icons that would look out of place in a standard church or temple. For example, a born-again virgin strapped to the altar and twenty horny monks annointing her with holy sperm while everyone else looks on chanting "Oh cum all ye faithfull."

The Luciferion Order will meet every month, the Wednesday night before the full moon – Wicked Sydney Pagan Calendar We'll meet for supper, sucking and fucking. Everyone's welcome including single men and women, couples and transvestites. It will be known as the Luciferion Sabbath. There will be music, dancing and moonlight prancing! Yes, outdoor Sabbaths are on the tarot cards. Once we're established we'll meet more frequently for daytime barbecues, dinners, picnics, harbour cruises, all sorts. Children are welcome at some daytime functions but paedophilia is not on the agenda. Lucifer condones consensual child-to-child sex but not adult-to-child sex.

A strict though varied dress code will be encouraged at the Luciferion Sabbaths. Men must be dressed as women, in fetishwear, naked, or they will change into sexy ceremonial robes which can be purchased from the Order. Women must be dressed in sexy lingerie, in fetishwear, naked or in sexy ceremonial robes.

While I choose to make light of the whole thing, I do actually believe there is an important role for such a group as the Luciferion Order. Thousands, if not millions of people, are disappointed by and disillusioned with the established churches, which has left a vacuum in their lives. There is a need for a no-bullshit 'church' which provides a range of social activities for single people and for families but without the singing and stomping and speaking gibberish, foaming at the mouth and rolling in the aisles (other than to perform sexual gymnastics). I believe that the Luciferion Order could fill that gap for a great many people.

There will be levels of authority through which you can rise depending on your brainfill, suitabilty and degree of commitment. There's more to the Luciferion Order than just sex but you need not concern yourself with that just now. In a nutshell we plan to do a bit of good in the community and maybe even impact on the way things are heading. For a brief overview, take a sneaky peek at the Real Wild Church and then click back again. It's a big web site with a great deal of information but it's best that we keep it sealed for the moment.

Please note, we are not "devil worshippers" and the Luciferion Order is not a cult. You can walk away any time and we don't care what you believe so long as you are not a fundamentalist evangelical tub thumper. If you've got a basic belief in the Jewish deities or whatever that's fine by us so long as you don't try to inflict us with them. Keep your deities to yourself. Atheists and agnostics are welcome, just be aware that this is an open-minded freethinking group with no fixed certainties about whether or not there exists a creative force, other than to say, presently we are lumbered with a great many false gods, a belief in which is dragging the world towards its imminent destruction.

We do have some ideas about life and where we should be heading but we won't bother you with them until we get to know you better and you are selected to move to a higher rank within the Order.

Meanwhile... Lucifer Rocks!

Good God, Bad God

Ciao4now, High Priestess (but low morals) Kelly

PS: Click the eclipsing moon image for an introduction to Lucifer.

Click to join the Luciferions