I accuse the church – every church – of encouraging people to disobey Jesus. Jesus instructed his followers not to pray in public yet the church says "Fuck off Jesus, we can't control the minds of people who stay at home to pray in private", and so for almost 2,000 years several billion Christians have been encouraged to disobey Jesus so that the churches can control them and get rich in the process.

I accuse the priesthood of remaining silent while thousands of children were sexually abused by their fellow perverts. Not just in recent years but over the centuries, at least as far back as the reign of Pope Julius 3rd who had little naked boys cruising the Vatican for his sexual gratification and for that of his viper's nest of lustful priests. His favourite bum boy Santino was just thirteen years old when he honed in on him. Other notorious kiddie fucking popes were Pope Benedict IX, Pope John XII, Pope Leo X, Pope Paul II and Pope Sixtus IV. These are just the ones we know about.

I accuse EVERY pope, cardinal, archbishop, bishop and priest of turning a blind eye to child sexual abuse. It is impossible to spend one's entire life in a culture obsessed with the sexualisation of children and not know what's going on. It's like a member of the Mafia claiming he was unaware that crime and violence were involved. And so every pope, cardinal, archbishop, bishop and priest who now claims that he was unaware of such goings on is a liar and a coward. They ALL knew and they ALL kept quiet. Either that or they were actively involved. Look at a priest and you're looking at someone who either is a pedophile or someone who protected pedophiles. No exceptions. Father Marcial Maciel Degollado with his Legion of Christ and his retinue of "apostolic schoolboys" probably sodomised hundreds of little boys but he was hidden from police and media scrutiny by one Joseph Ratzinger, former Nazi, keeper of the Office of the Inquisition – pope. The current pope – Benedict XV1 – has protected and continues to protect countless pedophile priests. Despite his carefully scripted rhetoric, he is the ultimate defender of pedophilia within the Catholic Church.

I accuse the church – particularly the Catholic Church – of using Jesus to get rich. The Vatican owns trillions of dollars worth of real estate, art treasures, gold, jewelery, stocks, shares and hard currency. The Vatican shits, pisses and spews on Jesus to accumulate wealth. The Vatican behaves the exact opposite of everything Jesus taught. Or at least, what we've been told he taught.

But then, I accuse Jesus of being a racist pig. Jesus, of his own admission, saw himself as comforter and healer of Jews and ONLY Jews. Jesus despised anyone who wasn't a Jew. When asked to cure a sick Canaanite child of an illness he said, "It isn't right for the master to waste his power on dogs!" He called the sick gentile child a DOG! The mother had to grovel and plead before Jesus was motivated to wave his regal hand and affect some kind of relief for the suffering child. This is the Jesus that YOU worship. Yet if you took your sick child to a doctor who turned you away because your brainfill differed to his, you'd have him struck off the medical register.

I accuse Jesus of being an imbecile. After trying unsuccessfully to find fruit on a fig tree during the off season, he flew into a rage and cursed the fig tree to death. How many people do you know who engage vegetation in conversation? A few nutty tree huggers maybe? But are any of them so loopy as to command a tree to perform an impossible task and so angry as to curse the tree to death for disobedience? You don't know of anyone, nor have you ever heard of anyone, that stupid. Yet this is Jesus, the Son of God who is God.

I accuse Jesus of being insane. As mad as the maddest of the mad. Jesus' hatred of normal sexuality was so intense and so hysterical that he advised men to sever a hand and gouge out an eye merely for looking lustfully at a woman. The penalty for failing to mutilate oneself is to risk the fires of hell. And just to be on the safe side, Jesus encourages castration "for heaven's sake". Show me one heterosexual man on this planet prepared to obey Jesus and I'll show you a true Christian – a mentally deranged lunatic – someone who believes every word Jesus spoke. The fact is that EVERY Christian male, all two billion of you, realise that Jesus was talking out of his arse when he uttered those crazy words, and that's why you disobey him.

I accuse Jesus of extreme arrogance and cruelty. He condemned to hell anyone who declined to feed and clothe him. Imagine that, he was so full of his own importance that he was prepared to condemn to hell – an eternity spent writhing in agony – anyone who didn't cater for his sartorial and culinary needs. Adolf Hitler was an evil man, to be sure, but once he had killed you he was content. Jesus on the other hand wanted to see his detractors burn for ever and ever in the fires of hell. Think of every tyrant there has ever been in the history of planet Earth and see if you can find anyone that vindictive. You will fail.

I accuse Jesus of being a phony healer, a showman – the Benny Hinn of his time. When challenged by the residents of Nazareth to heal people who had known him and his siblings as children, he failed. He stammered some excuse about healers not being recognised in their home town. Well of course, people who know you personally can see right through your bullshit. The Nazarenes tried to toss him over a cliff but he bolted and escaped. Not to be outdone, he moved to the coast and encountered a man with a mental disorder. The man was infested with unclean spirits, and so Jesus communed with the unclean spirits who recommended that he take control of the situation and order them to vacate the man's brain and set up residence instead within the brains of two thousand nearby pigs.

Jesus did as he was advised, he ordered the unclean spirits to hop skippity into the pigs' brains, whereupon the pigs went crazy, leaped into the sea and drowned. The world's first suicide pigs! The man was free of his demons and as far as we know he went on to lead a normal life as a circus clown. But a skeptic might ask, wasn't there a more practical way to cure a man of a mental disorder? If you visited a psychologist and the first thing he asked you was "Have you brought your two thousand pigs with you?" you'd beat a hasty retreat. You could scour the planet, from deepest Africa to voodoo Haiti looking for a witchdoctor so crazy as to drown two thousand pigs to cure one sick man, and you would fail. You might find the odd witchdoctor who slits the throat of an occasional chicken, but two thousand pigs? Forget it. Only Jesus was that fucking crazy.

Jesus so called "christ" was not all he's cracked up to be. And the thing is, you know that I'm right. I've studied the Bible and you haven't. You can't be bothered. Your brainfill was fixed in place by other people. They lied to you and you believed them. You hate me for speaking the truth because you hate and fear the truth, but the truth is out there and in here. The truth is that you can't follow Jesus unless you hate your family and yourself. How do I know that? Because Jesus said so! Dummy. Read your Bible. The truth is that your precious Jesus was an ignorant, self righteous, crazy Jewish supremacist.

Defend him all you like but as a gentile yourself he would have been happy to see you enslaved. What did Jesus have to say about slavery? Did he say that slavery was cruel, that it was wrong? No, he advised Jewish slave masters to make slaves wait for their food. According to Jesus it was wrong to treat slaves with kindness and civility, make them wait. Yes, this is Jesus – the evil Jewish beast that you worship.

But wait, did Jesus really utter those words the Bible accuses him of? Or is it possible that someone who had never met, seen or heard Jesus fabricated those words? We'll come back to that.

I accuse Jehovah of every atrocity known to man. Christians refer to it as 'merciful father' but the truth is that the Hebrew monstrosity was bereft of even a hint of a whiff of a rumour of mercy. Jehovah, JWHW or Yaweh – whatever you choose to call it – was THE most bloodthirsty, barbaric, diabolical and hideous deity ever created in the mind of evil man. Moses referred to it as the god of war – "The Lord is a man of war!" I accuse the Jew god of being the god of hate, misery, suffering and war. Study your religions and if you can locate so much as one deity just 1% as evil as this grotesque Hebrew vampire god I'll eat my words. You might come across an Aztec deity that encouraged it's followers to rip out the hearts of its enemies but you won't find a god that drowned hundreds of thousands of children and babies, that burned to death with fire and brimstone thousands more innocent children, that had lovely playful children ripped apart by bears just for a laugh, that inflicted thousands of men with haemorrhoids, that threatened to make men drink piss and eat excrement, that ordered the murder of girls who don't bleed profusely on their wedding night, that ordered the murder of people who work on a Saturday, that ordered the murder of anyone who worships anything other than him – "Slaughter every man, woman child and baby" saith the Lord "Let none survive!"

You call that "mercy"? If you reckon that's mercy you are one sick fuck.

One sick fuck who worships a dragon god that belches smoke while it drops hot coals onto people below, that roars, hisses and farts. Indeed, farts so loud that its anal trumpeting can be heard miles away in a town called Moab. How fortunate for the church that no one bothers to read the Bible. People are so pathetic. Just tell them what to believe and they'll believe it. I have no idea why humans developed a brain, they'd have been just as well off with a walnut.

I accuse Moses of fabricating the Jew god JHWH. If there is such a thing as a supreme being you can rest assured that it is a billion, trillion, zillion times more intelligent and compassionate than the baleful, stupid, ignorant, racist, sadistic, perverted, hideous and ghastly piece of maggot shit conceived in the demented mind of the rotten stinking Moses.

Moses modeled JHWH on himself, a brutal and savage man who loved nothing more than slaughtering innocent people. The first thing Moses did after receiving the "Ten Commandments"was slaughter 3,000 innocent people. He was carrying out God's instruction – Kill anyone who fails to worship me! Moses slaughtered countless thousands of men, women, children and babies and only once did he spare anyone. In a rare moments of generosity he instructed his butchers to murder everyone except for the fuckable young virgins. He instructed his butchers to separate them from their condemned parents and siblings and keep them alive to be used as fuckmeat.

I accuse the patriarchs and Hebrew heroes of following Moses' example and competing with him for the dubious honour of being among the most detestable human beings ever to have lived. Joshua, Jude, Saul, Gideon, David and Solomon – monsters all. Can someone please explain to me why we teach children to respect and revere these mass murderers?

King David, King of the Jews – he who used to saw his captors up with a wood saw and force them to run through a white hot brick kiln till they blistered and burst into flames. Can someone please explain to me why a book detailing these atrocities is known as the "Good Book"? What is good about torture, mass murder and genocide? Someone please explain.

I accuse Saul of Tarsus of fabricating Jesus. There may well have been a rabbi with a following of sorts who caused a bit of a stir but thanks to Saul we shall never know the truth of that. Saul was an educated but brutal man who, thirty-odd years after the death of the rabbi, experienced a fleeting vision – probably drug induced – of a phantom passing by. Saul concluded that it was Jesus and he started writing a whole heap of superstitious and sexist twaddle that he passed off as "the truth". James, the brother of Jesus, did what he could to dissuade Saul from distributing his garbage but James was illiterate, he just couldn't compete with an educated zealot like Saul.

The memories of everybody who had loved, followed, known, met, seen or heard Jesus were suppressed. Jesus mother and his brother James were told to shut the fuck up. Saul was on a roll. He renounced the Jewish religion and became a Roman citizen. He employed scribes to translate his gobbledegook into the common vernacular and likely it was he who penned a gospel which scholars know as the 'Q' or Source gospel. It has since gone missing, but one of the scribes – we know not who – copied from the 'Q' gospel and his writings became known as the gospel of Mark. Other scribes followed suit, copied from the 'Q' gospel and added their own little quirks and idiosyncracies, for example, rotting corpses of "saints" clambering from their graves and strolling into Jerusalem "to be seen by many". Pagan ideas were tossed in for good measure and before long they had Yeshua aka Jesus turning water into wine, walking on water and healing lepers. He was a Frankenstein messiah, untold bits and pieces bolted together to form a romping stomping super christ. The later scribblings became known as the gospels of Matthew, Luke and John, then Saul's own thoughts were added and before long there was enough silly soppy garbage to form a New Testament.

But why did Saul, born a Turkish Jew, turn so vehemently and violently against Judaism? I suspect it was because his circumcision was botched. He had a scab where his penis should have been. That would account for Jesus' hatred or sex. That would account for Saul challenging the Jew god and insisting that circumcision was unnecessary. Remember, circumcision was the number one requirement of Jews. Saul told god to fuck off, he knew better than god.

Saul blamed the Jews for the murder of Jesus, "Let his blood be upon us and upon our children!" thus condemning Jews to two thousand years of persecution. Saul was going to make those penis mutilators pay for their crime. And, boy, was he successful! Saul launched a cult that would eventually con billions of gullible people into worshiping his fabricated phantom. Even in the age of science and reason, two billion simpletons continue to pay homage to Saul's creepy creation – Frankenstein's monster with a crown of thorns. We know NOTHING about the real Yeshua which is a shame because he may well have had something important to say.

Saul, aka Saint Paul, corrupted everything.

I accuse the Emperor Constantine of murdering his wife and son and of making Saul's absurd and preposterous cult respectable.

I accuse Christians of hypocrisy. I accuse you of cherry picking the bits you like and rejecting the bits you don't like. If you believe that Saul's Jesus is the son of god who is god, how come you obey him only some of the time? How come you pursue wealth, pursue sexual gratification, pursue success and pursue everything he told you to reject? How come you ignore the billions of children in the world who are suffering and dying from dirty water and starvation while you buy your 38th handbag, your 52nd pair of shoes, your 6th mobile phone while taking expensive drugs to ward off your 19th nervous breakdown?

I accuse Christians of being complicit in the bombing of Baghdad. When the Bush regime announced that it planned to bomb the citizens of Baghdad, you knew that tens of thousands of innocent people were going to die. You knew that thousands of children were going to get their arms and legs blown off, their spleens, livers and hearts burst open, their eyes burned out, and yet you sat back saying and doing NOTHING because you are Christians and George W Bush is a Christian and Condoleezzer Rice is a Christian and Tony Blair is a Christian and John Howard is Christian and therefore it is permissible to bomb seven kind of blood and shit out of innocent civilians.

Someone please explain to me why monsters like Milosovitch are dragged to appear before a War Crimes Tribunal while Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Pearle, Wolfowitz, Rice, Blair and Howard are allowed to get off scot free and retire gracefully. I don't get it. Is it because they murdered half a million wogs and wogs don't matter? Someone please explain to me why some people are allowed to commit mass murder while others are not. There seems to be one law for America and its allies and another for everyone else.

Trust me when I say, I have nothing but absolute and utter contempt for most Christians. You stand by saying and doing NOTHING to prevent atrocities in the world because you are convinced that god is on your side, and as it happens you're right, the god of hate, misery, war and atrocity IS on your side. Congratulations. But stop yacking on about Love and Mercy. You have no idea what they mean. If you did you would not be worshiping toxic gods – divine tape worms.

I accuse American evangelical churches of preparing the world for nuclear obliteration and annihilation. Your obsession with Armageddon theology and "end times" philosophy has polluted the minds of 42% the American public. You have brainzapped 42% of America and directed your zombies to look forward with joy in their hearts to a global nuclear holocaust. It wouldn't matter if we were talking about a few Kentucky hillbilly dropkicks dancing and prancing with rattle snakes but we're not. We're talking about top military personnel – crews and commanders of nuclear submarines, pilots of stealth bombers, programmers of Pentagon and Norad computers, pimply faced Baptist boys poised down missile silos awaiting the word from their wrathful god to turn their divine keys and launch their anointed missiles.

Jesus fucking christ, the world is dangerous enough without this kind of madness taking hold. You and your lobotomised flock are convinced that when nuclear war breaks out, you are going to be sucked up to heaven to meet Jesus in the sky. Big mistake. You are going to burn and/or starve to death with the rest of us. You and your families – those of you who survive the initial blasts – will become nourishment for rats and cockroaches. You will cry and scream to your precious Jesus to "rapture" you into the sky and Jesus – if he could speak – would say, "Fuck off you morons. You are so stupid you deserve to die in the lake of burning fire."

I accuse the New South Wales government of cowardice. There is no clear mandate concerning the law of Blasphemous Libel. Is it a crime of isn't it? The law was introduced to protect the power and wealth of the church but for the past hundred years no one has known what to do about it. There's been a lot of pussyfooting around but no clear decision. The government is toying with four options, is it a 'Common Law' crime, a 'Crimes Act' crime, a 'Disturbing the Peace' crime, or an 'Inciting a Riot' crime? Actually it's a 'Revealing the Truth' crime. Let's face it, that's what the the church fears most of all because the only way it can continue to bamboozle the public with its blithering blatant bullshit is for the truth never to surface. Once the public realises how heinously it's been deceived – original sin, blood atonement, repentance, redemption, body of christ, kiss this suck that – that's the end of the church in the free world.

Is it a crime to sell Thomas Paine's 'The Age of Reason' these days? It used to be an imprisonable crime just to read Thomas Paine but nowadays that's difficult to enforce. Clearly from a Christian standpoint I have committed blasphemy. As it happens I am defending any supreme being that there might be from the obscenities and atrocities leveled against it in the Bible. But from your point of view I have committed Blasphemous Libel. If you have a hint of courage, if you believe that the murdering disgusting Jew god is THE god, then you must charge me with Blasphemous Libel. If you believe that the toxic messiah is the Son of God, then you must charge me with Blasphemous Libel. Let's have this out in court once and for all.

Of course you realise that in arresting and charging me, the Bible and the entire Christian religion will be on trial. C'mon pollies, for once in your miserable gutless lives have the courage to do the honourable thing. Charge me with Blasphemous Libel.

See, I don't care if I get assassinated before the trial comes before the court. I'm not a martyr – I would prefer to go on living for a while longer – but I know that the whole Christian world has been deceived and this deception will inevitably lead to global nuclear war – the destruction of all life on planet Earth.

That's why I've taken this step. So charge me, let's see an end to this bullshit.

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